Below is a scene that could have won the top price in America's Funniest Home videos...hai...

Mi the protagonist was walking back into mi kitchen from the backyard when mi big dog, goldie decides to smell mi a little. I tynk i must have smelled superb..and suddenly, the small little white midget dog of mine got quite upset and decided to get aggressive man..He juz started to attack mi pants and started biting it real hard. I was wearing those jersey shorts which was quite loose and tt midget had to keep on tugging and tugging it until mi pants dropped down lar!

And tt sickening midget still refused to let go and kept on growling at mi man...The worse thing was mi mum and mi sister was also in the kitchen and i din knoe what tickled them so much because they were laughing hysterically and even after the whole ordeal was over, they still continued to laugh and laugh and laugh until i dunnoe when...argh..sickening man..

I needa discipline tt dog..