Da vinvi code is finally out! After so much hype and all, but well, i haven't watched it yet so i'll be waiting for people to ask mi man! Anywae i juz wanna say that sometime about 2 weeks ago, i read a newspaper from across the strait that mentioned something about the da vinci code that i find hilarious.

According to the news report, legislators from across the strait wants to ban Da vinci code. Well, of course it's understandable since many people from many countries want to ban it too! So anywae, according to them, Da vinci code has a bad influence on the english language there! Teenagers might be further influenced by the word 'da'. Already, there are many cases of people replacing the word 'the' wif the word 'da', like those rappers. Eg, You're DA man, instead of you're the man. I want to go to DA toilet, instead of i want to go to the toilet. In fact, they claim that the problem is so widespread and so serious that now they must ban this movie to prevent further decadence of the english language.

Quite absurd i felt! haha wad kinda nonsense is that man really..but that news made my day! Ok anywae, todae i read another piece of news. Some mps in a state across the strait wants to introduce the use of eye patches during parliament. Because they claim that parliament is usually long and draggy and people might fall asleep. So for image concerns, they can learn to sleep wif one eye, while the other eye is still open. So it seems as if they're all listening. Well, naturally some people would disagree la. An mp said that, they would look like pirates! And Another mp say when women wear eyepatches, it'll look like they're winking at the male mps, very stumbling. And of course that created a huge uproar from the female mps...

My goodness can u imagine such news? What's the world coming to????